oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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