Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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