This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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