Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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