so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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