I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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