BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
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