Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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