What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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