i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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