butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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