Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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