chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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