How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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