windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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