if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
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