I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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