i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
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