I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
my shit smells like andre
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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