What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
I would fuck him just for his dog
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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