I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
my being single is dangerous.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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