Just mADE A PArabola og urine
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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