He is such a slut. More and more my type.
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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