I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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