Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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