i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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