no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
he had hair everywhere except his balls
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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