We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
True college students do jello shots in the library
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