i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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