Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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