he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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