real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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