Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
time to smoke my breakfast
Acid is not a monday night drug
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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