and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Randomize
