He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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