There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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