therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
she pinky promised me she was 18
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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