I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I wish I only lived at night.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Randomize
