No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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