Sry I called you an 8
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Randomize
