i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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