girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Who died my cat blue again?
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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