Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
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