I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
