Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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