a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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