theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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