its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
Randomize
