I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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