the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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